8-Tracks of 69: Porno 8-tracks, Part 6 (final post)

This is the sixth and final installment of the series 8-Tracks of 69: Porno 8-tracks. The introduction from the first post bears repeating for latecomers:

The phrase just doesn’t make sense to people when I first say it: Porno 8-track tapes. No, not videos — 8-track tapes, like from the 70’s. Audio only. No, not recordings of porno movie soundtracks. It’s like porno for the blind, or X-rated radio theater: improbable scenarios, occasional sound effects, awkward play-by-play of all the action. Arousing? Stilted? Downright hilarious? You decide.

Fornicating Female Freaks Spine Art

Naturally, I saved one of my faves for last: From the great voices, to the too-busy artwork, “Fornicating Female Freaks” is one of the high cards from these crazy 8’s. Even the sparse, minimalist touches of post-production and mild foley work show that someone, somewhere, had aspirations for this little gem, at least for a few cocaine-fueled mixdown moments. The cover art’s promise to allow you to “Actually listen to desire filled conversations, naked abandoned actions, hear absolutely everything” is not an empty promise; certainly not as empty as the cover baseless proclamation that you will find a “Free Gift Inside! — A Genuine French Tickler Novelty”. There’s a full synopsis printed in teeny-tiny little type on the cover, but it’s more fun to just reprint the red-ink, all-caps, italicized teaser phrases:

With your own ears you hear Rana / built / brick out-house / sex pervert! / Listen to Joanne / nymphomaniac / even / wild / desires. / Freaking off orgy / around the clock sex / fornicating fun and games / balled by a woman. / Fast / Head-Nose-Tongue, / mechanical sex gadgets.

For the truly impatient and A.D.D., I’ve included some choice soundbites. But surely, those soundbites will merely whet your appetite for the full 30 minute meal… and so I say to you, gorge!Stuff your gils with fluff girls and muff thrills! Then relive awkward 8-track porn moments with handy links to all previous posts! Revel in them all… All… of the 8-Tracks of 69!

Fornicating Female Freaks Cover Art

Fornicating Female Freaks Rear Art

Juicy extracted soundbites

  1. “We’re just two lonely bitches on the loose for the weekend.”
  2. “Start the countdown baby”
  3. “Not my cunt ya dumb bitch, put your tongue up my asshole!”
  4. “I want to suck your cum, not your blood.”
  5. “Fuck the bastards / This dump is starting to fill up with those slimy cocksuckers”

(Also see the rest of this series)

Author: ECC

The Evolution Control Committee has built a mighty mashup reputation, having violated copyright laws in music since before it was easy. The ECC has heard the extremes, from high praise for releasing the first mash-up in the mid-1990's, to threats of suit for sampling ex-CBS anchorman Dan Rather.

5 thoughts on “8-Tracks of 69: Porno 8-tracks, Part 6 (final post)”

  1. Hello,
    This is just to say that the download link seems to be broken. This is what points to:
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    Please fix it. I enjoy the stuff you poste here, and I’ve used quite some times for my radio program (portuguese) at the portuguese classical channel.

    Thanks

    António

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